Sirius Black Does Crystal Meth

(I will start this true account with an introductory statement.)

This story is true and it will be told as I saw it. Lol.

I knew this guy from a while back. Let's just call him Sirius Black. This guy was honestly a different breed of person. The complete African American trickster stereotype, but not cunning and smart.

Jump to my roommate (Nsayel) and I playing Fight Night round 4. Sirius walks in and says, "I went to this porn shoot yesterday." I looked at Nsy like, 'dog either this could be a great story or this is going to end horribly.' He says, 'Man, there was naked bitches everywhere and stuff. And then right there was this table filled with drugs...' I am giving him a blankest look I could give him. Because I know this is going somewhere hilarious, but I don't want to laugh in his face yet. He then says, "Man they had everything on the table, coke, pills, ecs, weed, heroin, and crack, everything, yo! I HAD to try one!" I had to stop him. "I was like so which one did you try." He responded, "This drug called,... you ever heard of Crystal Meth?" Nsy and I looked at each other and back at him. I was like, "Yes. I know what Crystal Meth is..." "Yeah, that's the one I tried. It was cool." I was like, "dog, I don't do drugs, but I understand the appeal. But what I can't understand is of all the drugs on the table. That was your choice? Crystal fucking meth?" He starts to explain that he was curious and he wanted to try something new. Then I responded, "You’re too old to be curious about shit. By now you should know this type of stuff." He explains how he doesn't like the drug; all the while he is scratching his neck. (I don't know if he actually scratched his neck, but I always imagined he was so for the sake of the story he was scratching his neck.)

I was so flabbergasted by the story that I forgot to ask him the fundamental question, why the fuck where you there?